BusinessMan's definitions
Basically, it is a girl who has it made in the shade. Her daddy loves her to the breaking point and will pretty much do anything for her.
She wants to go to that expensive college? Great! She wants to go to Europe for the summer? No problem! She wants her ex-boyfriend shot? Daddy will take care of it!
The opposite if Mommy's little boy. That is basically a boy who will do anything his mom tell him to do.
She wants to go to that expensive college? Great! She wants to go to Europe for the summer? No problem! She wants her ex-boyfriend shot? Daddy will take care of it!
The opposite if Mommy's little boy. That is basically a boy who will do anything his mom tell him to do.
by BusinessMan March 1, 2005
Get the Daddy's little girl mug.Supposedly a personal trait that makes one "pure". Unfortunately, the very knowledge of it seems to have unintented effects.
For men, it makes them feel ashamed that they have it because they think it represents immaturity or something along that line. For women, it makes them lie that they have it because they think it makes them less of a slut.
For the religious and/or conservative, having it makes them believe they're imbued with magical powers, which may remain ONLY if they lose their virginity in marriage.
For men, it makes them feel ashamed that they have it because they think it represents immaturity or something along that line. For women, it makes them lie that they have it because they think it makes them less of a slut.
For the religious and/or conservative, having it makes them believe they're imbued with magical powers, which may remain ONLY if they lose their virginity in marriage.
College Geek: I still have my virginity...
College Whore: I still have my virginity!
College Professor: I still have my powers!
College Whore: I still have my virginity!
College Professor: I still have my powers!
by BusinessMan April 22, 2005
Get the Virginity mug.That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.
Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.
Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.
Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.
Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...
Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...
by BusinessMan April 22, 2005
Get the Alimony mug.High recommended when dealing with:
-Drug dealers
-Murderers
-Robbers
-Muggers
-Etc
Not recommended when dealing with:
-Criminal females
-Criminal celebrities
-People who knows how to hide the evidence
-People who are actually innocent
-Drug dealers
-Murderers
-Robbers
-Muggers
-Etc
Not recommended when dealing with:
-Criminal females
-Criminal celebrities
-People who knows how to hide the evidence
-People who are actually innocent
Police: When we find the guy who robbed your house, we'll arrest him!
Man: Arrest him? Beat the living fuck out of him!
Man: Arrest him? Beat the living fuck out of him!
by BusinessMan May 1, 2005
Get the Police Brutality mug.One of the many euphemisms for one's significant other, but it is used mainly for females.
Many believe its origin lies in the myth that women's gluteus maximus taste like Mead, which is a honey flavored wine. In all actuality, the female gluteus maximus tastes like ass.
Others believe that its origin lies with women's superficial, yet obsessive-compulsive disorder concerning their buttocks. Historians believe that it's possible husbands came up with this euphemism in order to hold up the illusion that their wives' bottom is still firm and admirable. The truth has been found to be contradictory to the illusion in the majority of cases.
Many believe its origin lies in the myth that women's gluteus maximus taste like Mead, which is a honey flavored wine. In all actuality, the female gluteus maximus tastes like ass.
Others believe that its origin lies with women's superficial, yet obsessive-compulsive disorder concerning their buttocks. Historians believe that it's possible husbands came up with this euphemism in order to hold up the illusion that their wives' bottom is still firm and admirable. The truth has been found to be contradictory to the illusion in the majority of cases.
by BusinessMan September 2, 2005
Get the honey buns mug.A bullshit politically correct term for fat chicks. It stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" and it is, essentially, an oxymoron. There is no such thing as a big beautiful women, unless you have low standards, which I just don't have myself.
There are a number of people who have the misconception that fat women are nicer than thin women. They will learn quickly how wrong this is. Fat women are every bit as manipulative, arrogant, and selfish as any thin woman you hate. What's the difference? The difference is that thin women are pleasing to look at when their ass is showing or when they wear belly shirts. Fat women, on the other hand, are not pleasing to look at in any situation.
There are a number of people who have the misconception that fat women are nicer than thin women. They will learn quickly how wrong this is. Fat women are every bit as manipulative, arrogant, and selfish as any thin woman you hate. What's the difference? The difference is that thin women are pleasing to look at when their ass is showing or when they wear belly shirts. Fat women, on the other hand, are not pleasing to look at in any situation.
Guy reading newspaper: Young woman looking for nice, young man. Has a little bit of meat in the sides.
*Guy goes to meet this women*
Guy: Holy fucking hell! You have a little bit of meat like the sun has a little bit of heat!
*Guy goes to meet this women*
Guy: Holy fucking hell! You have a little bit of meat like the sun has a little bit of heat!
by BusinessMan October 2, 2006
Get the BBW mug.Multiple definitions:
1)The general word used to describe the entire pool of concepts such as arithmetic, algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, etc
2)The second most important thing to learn next to language. Math has an application in almost everything you do. Without math, the world would be a sad place.
3)An impressive concept which you could use to make dumb women think you're another Isaac Newton
4)What you become good at when you start sucking in English class
1)The general word used to describe the entire pool of concepts such as arithmetic, algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, etc
2)The second most important thing to learn next to language. Math has an application in almost everything you do. Without math, the world would be a sad place.
3)An impressive concept which you could use to make dumb women think you're another Isaac Newton
4)What you become good at when you start sucking in English class
1)I got to go learn my math!
2)Alright, 25 - 13 is...
3)Ooohhhh, you're like Albert Einstein!
4)In middle school, I got B's in math and D's in English. In high school, I got D's in math and B's in English. What happened?
2)Alright, 25 - 13 is...
3)Ooohhhh, you're like Albert Einstein!
4)In middle school, I got B's in math and D's in English. In high school, I got D's in math and B's in English. What happened?
by BusinessMan May 4, 2005
Get the Math mug.