Grammar Cop

n. One whose job it is to observe and correct the improper use of grammar.

Ex. 1
Grammar Cop: How are you?
Person 2: I'm good.
Grammar Cop: You mean you're "well."

Ex. 2
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
GC: I don't know, CAN YOU?
Student: MAY I go to the bathroom? (rolls eyes)
GC: Yes, you MAY.

by Brocrastinater September 15, 2009

Honest cop

something that doesn't exist

Judge: So the knife belonged to you, DNA matches you, the home in which she got murdered belonged to you. Did you murder her?

Honest cop: Nope

Judge: I totally believe you!

by Hotpocketsboy December 8, 2010

mall cop syndrome

A condition that causes victims to take their menial jobs way too serious, to the last punctuation of the codebook.
Most common in Asian cities like Singapore where even a janitor truly believes any lapse on his part could cause a national security disaster.

Got gum or a vape? Beware the mall cop syndrome is everywhere in this city.

by tehtaz May 5, 2019

black cop named carl

Every TV show/movie worth watching in the 80s had one.

See Family Matters, Die Hard, etc.

by Adenia Volkensii April 26, 2005

Rent-a-cop

Security guards, usually unarmed, that are hired by companies and rented out to agencies for things such as concerts or school security.

My school is full of rent-a-cops, armed with nothing tougher than their cell phones. Safe, it ain't!

by Fat Tony January 19, 2007

toy cop

A security guard.

A police academy failure.

Dont worry about him, he's just a toy cop.

by Kazimierz June 27, 2005

Wall Cop

A Security Guard for Walmart

Dude that Wall Cop just kicked us out, he told us we have to play soccer somewhere else

by Behard4life November 25, 2009