dirt banana

A descriptive name for a turd.

Dummy's across the street pushing out a dirt banana, most productive thing she's done all week.

or:

Dude, head downstairs, while dummy's across the street and push a dirt banana into her file drawer.

or:

Dummy stepped in a dirt banana on the sidewalk coming up to the building, was it her own, or one left by a cocker spaniel...check that, I mean a great dane.

by captainbailey July 13, 2010

Loose banana

Term to describe a slutty guy.
Has relations with many females, often more than one at a time.
Either due to fear of commitment or adolescent playing the field.

Girl 1: Wow Charlie's gone out with a fair few!
Girl 2: Yeah, bit of a 'loose banana' our Chaz.

by urbanexplorer May 18, 2013

Ugly Banana

An elongated, taper-ended turd, often curved, resembling a banana.

"That's one ugly banana!"

by lunac666 October 15, 2014

Banana Juice

Male ejaculant aka CUM.

After I stuck my hairy fuckin' banana in between Maria's jugs, I gave her a pint of banana juice right in her yapper.

by Pepper November 8, 2004

banana

A very sexy yellow-skinned fruit that is sometimes considered rather penile. The banana, in its natural habitat, is known to haunt people, especially those by the name of Mandi. They can show up anywhere, and frequently like to reiterate the fact that yes, they are indeed.. a banana.

I am a banana!

by The Fiend March 8, 2004

Banana Pancakes

According to Jack Johnson, they are what you eat when it's raining, and you wake up slow.

It's raining, I'm down for throwing on some Jacky-Jay and cooking up some Banana Pancakes.

by JackJohnsonFan April 27, 2011

Hot Banana

While having condom intercourse, the gentleman pulls out, peels off the condom, throws it to the ground and yells "HOT BANANA!!" before reinsertion... the angry lass then gets up in disgust to go to the washroom, and slips on the 'peel'

Insurance will say if it's a hot banana or a banana peel.
Medicare won't cover both.

by Ground0 July 2, 2015