Row the boat

The method most endangered African refugees use to escape militia.

Row the boat, left at the tree!

by Mr Grayham Johnson May 23, 2008

on a boat

the best feeling in the world, usually associated with feeling free and happy.

"dude, i just got an A+ on my science test, i'm on a boat!"

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

Felch bottom boat

when a guy ejaculates into a girls ass, then the chick poops out the sperm onto a peice of shrink wrap over the guys face

Dude, sandy and i just did the felch bottom boat. i highly reccomend it

by Fisticuffs77 January 21, 2008

truck-boat-truck

A boat sandwiched between two trucks. As seen on the TV show "Squidbillies", driven by Early Cuyler.

"Wouldn't them fine-ass speakers sound gooder than hell comin' out the back of my truck-boat-truck

by resist the flying lasers March 4, 2010

bloatus

An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.

He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.

by woody slutfree October 19, 2010

Boat Ride

With a man laying on his back, with his penis pointing upward towards his face; A female then sits on top of the man placing her vagina lips around the penis and sliding back and forth.

Byron's ex has given many boat rides, but he has never experienced a boat ride himself.

by Mr. Dictategood October 20, 2008

Boat-slut

Overtanned too-skinny chicks whose sexual orientation is ostensibly limited to guys who own/lease/borrow daddy's sleek power boat and penis-size compensating skyed 4x4 pickup truck to tow it.

On that hot July weekend, Coulee City was rife with Boat-sluts

by Agit8r July 5, 2009