Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome

You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc

The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS)

A psychological condition characterized by an extreme and irrational aversion towards individuals who abstain from consuming onions. Individuals afflicted with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) display symptoms of severe derangement, often exhibiting fits of frustration, anger, or rage when confronted with someone who declines food containing onions or inquires about its onion content. This syndrome manifests as an exaggerated emotional response, leading affected individuals to lash out or become agitated in situations involving onions or onion-related dietary choices.

Despite Sarah's best efforts to politely decline dishes containing onions, her colleague Betty often succumbs to Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS), erupting into fits of frustration whenever Sarah's dietary preferences are mentioned.

Tom's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) became evident at the dinner party when he aggressively berated his friend for refusing to taste the onion-laden appetizer.

Jenny's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) reached a peak when her roommate opted not to order pizza with onions, prompting a vicious outburst about culinary preferences.

The online forum erupted into chaos when a user with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) attacked another member when they suggested a recipe should not include onion, sparking an all caps meltdown about dietary choices.

by JohnsonMcsandwhich February 11, 2024

Zane The Derg

Famous furry vrchat butt fucker.

Person 1: "Have you been on vrchat?"
Person 2: "No, I'm scared of being ass fucked by Zane The Derg."

by Alex Blender April 9, 2024

ask for derections

What Mr. Happy may need to do when attempting intercourse with a really "ample" female.

It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.

by QuacksO November 6, 2024

The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.

This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!

by Eggsham December 20, 2024

You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: You Are Derived From A Meaningless Existence: The First Juvenile Release

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025

AIDS (AI Derangement Syndrome)

A play on Trump Derangement Syndrome -- this word can be slapped onto anyone who is so anti-AI that they make it their entire personality to a point that everyone just wishes they were dropped as an infant.

Pubert: Wtf, did I just catch you using AI for your homework? Do you know how much water that went into that and the environmental and social implications and indirect harm you've done for local artists and yababababa...
Chad: Do you have AIDS (AI Derangement Syndrome)? Quit spiking my cortisol brotein shake

by Net and Yahoo March 2, 2026