Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
by HerbanDictionarian September 01, 2019
Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
by Emberlix February 20, 2005
by Too Much Fun In Biology September 29, 2009
I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
by marvin-d-martian June 08, 2011
When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.
The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.
That ugly girl gives me a derection.
The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.
That ugly girl gives me a derection.
by Anonymous123469 July 10, 2006
The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.
There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )
(Word origin : South African potato)
There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )
(Word origin : South African potato)
by PigeonSlayer February 08, 2019
when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.
Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
by elliot0084 June 10, 2008