Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”
by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019
 Get the Derectionmug.
Get the Derectionmug. Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!
by Emberlix February 19, 2005
 Get the derectionmug.
Get the derectionmug. by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009
 Get the derectionmug.
Get the derectionmug. I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection
by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011
 Get the DERECTIONmug.
Get the DERECTIONmug. When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.
The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.
That ugly girl gives me a derection.
The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.
That ugly girl gives me a derection.
by Anonymous123469 July 11, 2006
 Get the derectionmug.
Get the derectionmug. The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.
There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )
(Word origin : South African potato)
There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )
(Word origin : South African potato)
•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"
by PigeonSlayer February 8, 2019
 Get the derectionmug.
Get the derectionmug. when one has an erection and wishes to make it soft. usually because somebody is coming upstairs or into your room during a wank. And when made soft, will become a derection.
Mum: Dave, im coming to check if you are doing your homework!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
Dave: Shit! i need a derection, and fast!
by elliot0084 June 11, 2008
 Get the Derectionmug.
Get the Derectionmug.