J Glazzard

A term used to describe a shit with a cheesy aroma.

You might want to wait a minute before going into the bathroom, I’ve just dropped a J Glazzard.

by gbrad1008 January 23, 2026

terminal hour glass failure

This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan

your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung

by mytts69 August 10, 2010

Virginia shot glass

A Virginia shot glass is where u put a shot of alcohol most often whiskey into a womens vagina then proceed to drink the juice out of the vagina.

Dude last night i gave my girlfriend a Virginia shot glass and it tasted great.

by doom sargeant March 1, 2011

Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".

Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.

by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011

rest a glass on that booty

When a person's behind is so big that it sticks out like a shelf. Similar to a bubble butt or apple bottom.

Woo dolly you could rest a glass on that booty! That booty's pretty tight!

by EleniP190 September 16, 2013

The Glitzy Glam

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by GlitzyGlam December 25, 2013

make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014