Esquire 

The title Esquire, abbreviated Esq. is used in the U.S. after a person's last name to indicate that they are a licensed Attorney or Lawyer able to practice law, give legal advice and perform legal services.

Sincerely,

Timothy Fears, Esquire

Esquire by Okaythen August 18, 2018

esquire 

A man or boy who is a member of the gentry in England ranking directly below a knight.

You sir, are a man or boy who is a member of the gentry in England ranking directly below a knight. You truly are an esquire.

esquire by Stasm October 26, 2006

Esquire 

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.

Esquire by Jonathan January 17, 2005

Esquire 

1. a guy between knight and gentleman
2. a men's magazine

1. Ah, again that cocksuckage esquire! More tea, darling?
2. Jimmy reads Esquire he's so cute and trendy

Esquire by bouncy May 14, 2007

Esquire 

The friend of a hooker. Derived from the merging of the words escort (high class hooker) and squire (used as a term of endearment towards a friend).

"I was mates with Judy for 3 months before I realized she was on the game, guess that makes me her esquire".

Esquire by mr.nh October 25, 2010

Esquire 

The difference between rowing and towing.

The esquire for the trip would have saved us at least 4 hours had we taken the boat instead of the pick up truck!!!

Esquire by Esquirer July 13, 2009

esquire chode 

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

esquire chode by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008