yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

drain the hose

Most commonly refers to taking a piss, but may also refer to masturbation.

Be right back, just need to drain the hose.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

divapped

To divert a child's attention with game apps. Commonly used in public places, such as doctor's offices and restaurants.

"Emma started to act up, so I divapped her.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

panty collector

A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.

Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?

Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

nib nose

A busybody.

"Quit being such a nib nose". It's the equivalent of telling someone to mind their own business.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014