divapped

To divert a child's attention with game apps. Commonly used in public places, such as doctor's offices and restaurants.

"Emma started to act up, so I divapped her.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 25, 2014

yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

by strikingoil May 25, 2014

the nipples hit the floor

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

by strikingoil May 25, 2014

drain the hose

Most commonly refers to taking a piss, but may also refer to masturbation.

Be right back, just need to drain the hose.

by strikingoil May 25, 2014

panty collector

A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.

Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?

Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.

by strikingoil May 25, 2014

nib nose

A busybody.

"Quit being such a nib nose". It's the equivalent of telling someone to mind their own business.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014