Definitions by strikingoil

nib nose 

A busybody.

"Quit being such a nib nose". It's the equivalent of telling someone to mind their own business.

nib nose by strikingoil May 24, 2014

divapped 

To divert a child's attention with game apps. Commonly used in public places, such as doctor's offices and restaurants.

"Emma started to act up, so I divapped her.

divapped by strikingoil May 24, 2014

drain the hose 

Most commonly refers to taking a piss, but may also refer to masturbation.

Be right back, just need to drain the hose.

drain the hose by strikingoil May 24, 2014

make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

make the bladder gladder by strikingoil May 24, 2014

the nipples hit the floor 

When a woman grows old and saggy.

Wife: "Will you still love me when the nipples hit the floor?"

the nipples hit the floor by strikingoil May 24, 2014

yelling at his shoes

Vomiting, especially in public.

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "

yelling at his shoes by strikingoil May 24, 2014

panty collector 

A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.

Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?

Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.

panty collector by strikingoil May 24, 2014