Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.

by CommonConnection March 26, 2021

Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

tabbyocaa

FAV MOOT. KEEP QUIET THO I DONT WANT MY OTHER MOOTS GETTING JELLY😧😧.

“Who is your favorite mutual” “tabbyocaa ofc!”

by Awesome epic cool awesome epic July 14, 2021

Tabby Bee

Someone who lives in Illinois.

Guy 1: "Hey, you hear about the new guy who moved in?"

Guy: "The guy from yesterday? He used to be a Tabby Bee."

by Mr. Defender May 23, 2022

table chicken

piece of chicken fallen off of hot sub onto grimy dirty unwashed table

Wow that is some gnarly table chicken

by kikilindy December 29, 2022

Tabletoe

Tabletoe, or Tabletoeing, is the act of using your toes to play the game "ping-pong" as opposed to using a bat. Tabletoeing is mainly done by professional tabletoers and is rarely seen played by the public. Tabletoeing is normally used as an insult or to make fun of somebody.

"You play like a tabletoer!"
"Go play tabletoe"

by jsmpap March 19, 2023

Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)

"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"

by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010