Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)
"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"
by RackTheJipper April 04, 2010
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Dinkass

someone that usually takes off from home with the soul intent of getting intoxicated and under the influence (e.g. Bud and Mary-Jane) whilst the family is at a celebration of some kind
Hey you dinkass call home asap..
dont be such a dinkass
by RackTheJipper July 24, 2010
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