by Dirk diddler May 20, 2015
Get the Tabled mug.To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.
Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)
Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.
Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.
by Zkello February 28, 2009
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by irishhellgirl June 11, 2006
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"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
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by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017
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"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
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by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017
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Yo, your mom double ice tabled me so hard last night!
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.
by Snokesaurus January 30, 2014
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