Tabled

To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.

Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion.

by Dirk diddler May 20, 2015

Tabled

To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.

Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)

Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.

by Zkello February 28, 2009

tabled

Meaning to be extremely drunk, so drunk that you cannot get up from the table

Haha you should have seen him, he was completely tabled

by irishhellgirl June 11, 2006

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017

Tabled

Passed out drunk

"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"

by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017

Tabled

Aggressively wacking it on a table

Aggressively wacking a penis on a table

He tabled in the dining room as the family watched on christmas

by CapitalBaconator January 17, 2024

double ice tabled

v. had sex with

Yo, your mom double ice tabled me so hard last night!
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.

by Snokesaurus January 30, 2014