Luke Bryan

A guy in lady jeans, singing about "country girls"

Pathetic excuse for country music. Try Waylon Jennings or Merle Haggard

1: Hey, hoss, who's that guy in the sparkly lady jeans?
2: I think they call him Luke Bryan.

by computercat682 September 24, 2015

hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

by Jeff November 17, 2004

don't pull a bryan

To act in a manner which is sissy.

Don't pull a bryan, have another drink.

by Victory Shall Be Mine February 13, 2007

the bryan

the bryan is a sexual position in which two girls motorboat each other in the 69 position

Look! Those two girls are doing the bryan!

by i'macracker January 27, 2010

louis bryan

A gay guy who loves sucking willy for a living. He also has a tiny dick.

That guy is a Louis Bryan!
Hell no am I having sex with him hes a Louis Bryan!

by MAKERFUN December 29, 2016

jack bryan

A headass nibba who licks booty hole all day long. Hes gay

Jack Bryan is a headass

by boiboiboi15 September 17, 2018

Pulled a Mai and Bryan

When a couple gets together, they alienate all their existing friends so they can spend all their free time with each other. As the time passes, the couple slowly lose their friends by always hanging out with each other. In the end, they are no longer part of a circle of friends, but rather a line that connects them to each other.

The term was coined off an actual couple named Mai and Bryan who are still sucking each other's faces off, much to the dismay of the people around them.

Ben: Hey, want to go to the movies?
Sally: Sure, why not. Who do you want to invite? Alice?
Ben:Oh.. well Alice and I don't really chill anymore, ever since she met Bill.
Sally: What happened?
Ben: She pulled a Mai and Bryan.
Sally: Oh, I see. Her loss.

by Phatty Pants April 29, 2008