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twitter shitter 

One who tweets, or posts to Twitter, while shitting. This was originally used in webcomic Penny Arcade on April 23, 2008.
"Man, while I was taking a dump today, I was twittering from my phone, I must be a twitter shitter."

Twitter Porn Massacre 

July 23rd 2009. The day that all the porn accounts on twitter got removed and virtually every person on twitter lost 10-25% of their followers
I lost one hundred followers on twitter today. Damn the Twitter Porn Massacre!!

Twitter Douche

A douchebag that acts like a douche on twitter by putting up douchey pics or making douchey comments. Douchebags have been made famous by a site called MaterialBITCH.
Myspace Douche, Facebook Douche, Twitter Douche, MaterialBITCH

Twitter Creeping 

When you go on twitter and look at people's followers, clicking on one of them, and then again on one of their followers, and so on, ad infinitum. For men this primarily takes the form of clicking on what looks like the hottest girl in the tiny little pictures of twitter followers.

Cf. also twitter creep, twitter creeper, and related usages.
"Look at this unbelievable babe."

"Dude, you're twitter creeping again!"

"Always."
Twitter Creeping by jackfelldown January 22, 2011

Twitter Muse 

(1) A platonic friend, usually female, with an inspiring online personality; (2) a woman able to disseminate useful information to peers, students, and co-workers via social networks; (3) a person responsible for tweets which improve workflows, aesthetics, and skills among their followers; (4) an instructor at Twitterversity.
(1) Geesh I feel so lucky to have dissevered a small cadre of invaluable Twitter Muses, they have so improved my art I don't know where I would be without them; (2) My Twitter Muses have make me nervous -- I am so worried about disappointing them! (3) She just edited that film's Art of book, you better believe she's a Twitter Muse.

Twitter Lay 

Someone on Twitter that you tweet dirty messages and photos to in order to have Twitter sex.
There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.

My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.
Twitter Lay by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011