St.Johns. Portland Oregon  

A small town founded in 1865 with a Population of 11346 people. Also known as
the Mecca, Pre's dream town, and
birthplace of Jesse. Portland is by far the most beautiful place in the entirety of the world. It is a green, fresh, astounding wonderland, and indubitably fit for royalty. Runners run easy 10 miles in the morning and an easier 12 in the evening. Children comfortably walk St. Johns long perfectly constructed sidewalks to school singing lullaby's written by queen and eye of the tiger in unison. Attractive cafeteria ladies only serve the best food and free health care is unheard of. There are Safeway's and Fredmeyer's grocery food chains everywhere. McDonald's is the most hated restaurant in town and Dairy Queen is Queen. The Shell gas station effortlessly took Arco out of business and one brilliant day out of the paramount midst of the St. Johns bridge, Jesse will confidently walk tall firmly grasping an Olympic Gold medal won in London through the 1500 meter run; on his way to Seven Eleven to buy a pack of peanut butter cookies and a cold bottle of chocolate malt cookies and cream muscle milk. =]

I ran a sub four minute mile in St.Johns. Portland Oregon

St.Johns. Portland Oregon by St. Johns. Portland Oregon January 15, 2009

St. John's University 

The professors are the most knowledgeable, down-to-earth people I have ever met. College professors are different than high-school teachers; professors are interested in you, you as a person. Not only this but they are all willing to help, they want the best for your education, and focus more on how much you can learn instead of the grade they have to give. The man in charge of the Honors Program, Dr. Foreman, has a heart merely to listen to his students, and spread his knowledge to them, and makes sure to leave his door open to any student who needs to talk. The students and professors here are sincerely the greatest are slowly shaping me and my entire education into the person I always pictured myself being.

Where is St. John's University?

NY, NY!

St. John's University by gerby845 November 20, 2012

St. Joe's Prep

A very prestigious high school in Philadelphia. The very best are picked out of many and chosen to attend this school. Others who do not make the cut are jealous, and decide to make fun of them. The truth is, they are better than all of you.

LaSalle, Malvern, Devon, and Roman... you can all just go suck a giant dick.

St. Joe's Prep by For Real Though March 5, 2005

St. Thomas Academy 

St. Thomas Academy (STA) is an all male, Catholic, military, college prep high school in Mendota Heights, Minnesota. It is populated mostly by upper middle class white kids that hail from the western suburbs, Eagan, Mendota Heights and St. Paul.

The constituents of this school are usually well rounded, but can range from meat head to egghead. A great number of students go on to top tier colleges; yet some choose to go on to nothingness, even though they have all the mental and financial tools availale to go wherever they please. Graduating jocks elect to pursue their childhood ambitions of athletic superstardom via D3 sports, but typically have a chip on the shoulder that they did not make the big time (the school's real sports stars are usually the most humble). Most graduates, however, end up at the University of St Thomas and basically do the same level of work they did in high school (13th grade).

While always competitive at sports (a number of state championships in swimming, basketball and hockey), the main draw is the school's tradition. Founded in 1885, it has a longstanding rivalry with Crertin high school in St. Paul. Cretin usually beats STA these days, yet the rivalry remains nevertheless. The greatest tradition is the Cadet Colonel promotion, in which one senior is chosen to lead the entire school. This ceremony creates a heated competition amongst students beginning freshmen year and lasting a lifetime.

Classroom demeanor involves anything from disciplined attentiveness to childish fart humor. Because, as much as the school likes to pretend it is raising men, all the students are childish boys that can act mature at the flick of a switch.

Socially, STA boys are polite towards girls (at least more so than nearby public schools and other catholic schools), always dwon to eat out at restaurants on nearby Robert St, and of three seperate drug abusing sects: 1)full blown alcoholic/pot head/mild cocaine user 2)drink rarely on weekends as to play both the good kid and badass card 3)never touch anything to impress Mommy and Daddy/visitation girlfriend/boost chance at Cadet Colonel.

The last thing that should be mentioned is that, though probably the most homophobic atmosphere you can find, STA students partake in many "gay" activities such as hugging, ass slapping, and all around bromance.

Cretin Student: Hey cake eater hows it feel to lose again?

St. Thomas Academy student: Sucks, but you'll work for me one day and I'll take it out on you then.

St. Thomas Academy by Podymouth April 13, 2009

St Cloud Superman

A man who one day in the late 90s decided he needed to 'protect' the city of St Cloud MN. He perched himself at a highly noticed intersection of town, 25th Ave and Divison St. the former home of a small Dairy Queen. He work a tight fitting, cut muscle style, Superman tshirt and donned a large American flag on a pole. He could be seen at this location for quite something until he was trespassed from the property and adjoining businesses for harassment to customers.

To this day in 2021 he still is seen driving the streets of ol StC in his same shirts (much, MUCH larger) and flags to more draw up fights with locals.

Sarah...'wanna go to go to DQ and get a blizzard?'
Julie...'NO WAY! St Cloud Superman is out there again and being really creepy! Let's go to the Red Barn instead!'

St Cloud Superman by ElleNels February 4, 2021

St. Stephens and St. Agnes 

A rletively chill IAC school. Unlike Prep (a bunch of guido fucks), Landon (faggots), EHS (douche bags who don't have cars or loving parents. party at chicken out guys!), Bullis (the epitome of maryland trash, this school should be in south jersey), and stalbans (gay douche bags. tim russerts kid goes there, thats says enought, those fucks). The Saints excell at drinking and girls sports. The main difference between SSSAS and the other IAC schools is that altough we can all get into good colleges based on our high schools, Saints aren't faggots. And TC people are poor, so they don't get to have an opinion about our school, they can only get ready for their next class in gas pumping or minimum wage job working 101. those proletariat fucks.

St. Stephens and St. Agnes kids are chill, unlike the rest of the IAC which makes me want to tightly grasp the soap and make sure it doesn't drop.

St. Stephens and St. Agnes by rushlimbaugh November 29, 2004

St. Andrews 

Location of the Old Course, one of the first golf courses ever created and still played today.

The PGA is live from the Old Course at St. Andrews

St. Andrews by Kottonmouth_King_420 July 13, 2006