midgeroid

A short person with extremely large muscles and a Napoleon complex. The biceps are commonly the size of its head.

Brandon was a total midgeroid at crossfit, he could barely reach those monkeybars! Those steroids aren't gonna make that midgeroid any taller.

by Sarah E September 3, 2013

Midge Hands

When somebodys hands turn dwarf-like when in contact with a large penis.

Not only did Brad's cock dislocate my jaw last night but when I touched it I went full on midge hands.

by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Midget Arm Syndrome

When a person has arms that are wider than they are long. This, giving the appearance that they are shorter than they actually are.

Person 1: "Wow Dan's arms are short!"
Person 2: "It's an illusion, he's got midget arm syndrome. They're 15" that's why..."

by B4tm4n October 14, 2015

Midget Party

cacophemism for a 'little' get t ogether

He: Are you going to the Midget Party tonight?
She: That's un-PC & offensive!
He: Ok, we're having a little get together later, you in?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 27, 2015

midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.

Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle

by Cert Andy June 7, 2016

midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.

She is such a midget dictator

by Hotmamats December 20, 2016