Cooka

An individual that has something wrong with them, that is generally on drugs.

A person who appears to be on drugs walks past

Brandon to his girlfriend: That guy 's a f***en cooka!

by c_makaveli March 16, 2017

Cookah Control

When a friend protects/prevents your vagina of being exposed.

A girl wearing a short dress or skirt and it keeps riding up, your friend will pull it down to protect her booty vagina

A girl wearing a short dress or skirt is dancing wildly, then she drops it like its hot. Your friend then jumps in front of you so your vagina isnt shown to the world. She/he is on Cookah Control. The person on this duty is determined before you go out to the club/party.

by Ms.CaLi April 1, 2011

cook

A miscalculation or incorrect analysis in a chess problem

When Fine's openings Bible was plugged into Fritz 8 many cooks were discovered as few as 3 folds deep.

by Rahul Yukich February 15, 2006

Dane Cook

1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.

Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"

by Ms. Daney Waney December 22, 2008

dane cook

Dane Cook is a comedian that got hit in the FACE!!!! watch his material and you will know what i am talking about

"the tire hunted Mary down... it jumped up, and hit her in the FACE!!!"

-Dane Cook

by eboyd32 June 25, 2007

cook potatoes

To do exceeding well in something; to kick ass

After studying for hours, I am going to cook potatoes on that final exam tomorrow.

by Mr. Potatoe Head June 2, 2007

George Cook

A person who cannot admit when they are drunk even when it is obvious to everyone else.

Person 1: Billy is such a George Cook.
Person 2: I know everyone was drunk at that party I don't know why he can't admit to it.

by Fanboybob May 14, 2018