See: Crap, Dump,
Poo, Shit, Log, Brown Duck, Anal Cable, Feaces, Droppings, Chocolate Log, Sweetcorn filled Shipping Wrecker, HMS Crap, Bog Blocker, Amitage Shanks Worst Enemy, Toilet Willy, Pipe Plunger,The U Bend Bad
Boy, Arse
Biscuit, Anal Baby, Bum Missile, Shit House Cavalry, Paddy's Mum, Arse Compost, Corndog, Tramps Dinner, Oomphska, Plumbers Nightmare, Sewer Rat, Dirt Valve Vomit (messy) etc...
You
see the size of that Chode? that's a danger to shipping that is, get the north sea oil rigs on the phone and tell them
HMS Hollistic Shit Stick is on its
way over...