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You see the size of that Chode? that's a danger to shipping that is, get the north sea oil rigs on the phone and tell them HMS Hollistic Shit Stick is on its way over...
chode by Rammer August 28, 2003
The area between the family jewels and the family brown eye.
My chode has poop hanging off it, and the poop is starting to cause rashes and pimples. I should clean my chode.
chode by Larry September 9, 2003
antione stuck his chode in yyvones eye, and she tickled his balls. The centaur was getting his chode suckoff by a cow/bullfrog while it was taking a shit
chode by CHOPPER December 8, 2003
Cash is the area between ur asshole and ballsack, a Chode is a dick wider than it is long.
Cash: "Lick my cash? I'd rather have u lick my ass!"
Chode: "Suckle on my Chode"
Chode by Emily November 7, 2004
The bit between the muck hole and he fuck hole. Or the landing pad for the cock during a sex accident.
I was pounding her and she sat down and it missed, I think i`ve broken my cock on her chode!
Chode by Bennyballbags October 19, 2007
Any person who introduces themselves as "Hi, I'm <name> the 4th level Cleric." Or uses any reference to nerdy titles, as such. Or one who gets all of his information from AM talk-radio.
Larry's such a Chode. I can't believe he actually introduced himself as 'Larry the 4th Class Cleric!'
Chode by arkangel53 March 10, 2009