Chode

The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!

by Matt Langley January 26, 2007

Chode

a shitty excuze for a cock that i wider than long

tom, you greasy fuck, get that your chode the fuck out of here

by mopshit January 4, 2003

chode

A short Fat penis that all the teenage girls and gay guys want.

Tinisha, Allison & Derek all want Chodes to lick.

by Scott-ay June 23, 2006

chode

before the current slang definition, chode used to be used as the imperfect tense of the verb chidechide:chode::shit:shat.

James Joyce uses this in Ulysses in episode 14:
"...Punch Costello was of them all embraided and they reclaimed the churl with civil rudeness some and shaked him with menace of blandishments others whiles they all chode him..."

by Casey December 1, 2003

Chode

A cock that is wider than it is long.

Chodey K has a large chode, and always flings it about.

by Chody K September 29, 2003

Chode

It's not a fuckin penis thats wider than long you dumb northern fucks! It's the piece of skin between the scrotum and the asshole.

Your mom licked my chode.

by Matt O. July 21, 2003

chode

A fallace whose girth exceedes its length. Can also be used as an offensive term.

Oh my god you chode!

by Peter November 13, 2003