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Dick Catalysts

A Dick Catalyst is when friends turn up to your date to increase your chances of 'getting in', they are catalyzing your chances.
'Yeah, we'll come down on Sunday, we'll be you dick catalysts.'
by David Imperial March 7, 2010
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lasso-dicking

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.
Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.
by Leolizard October 12, 2009
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bit the dick

An action or event that ends up with a poor outcome
When getting a blow job, and she bites the dick, the blow job is then ruined.
He really bit the dick by striking out to end the game
by the ultra master January 5, 2011
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Crig Dick

Man with a very large penis.
Dayym son! You have a Crig Dick!
by Jay-Sissle April 7, 2011
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dick rocked

The act of dominating someone in such an embarrassing way that it seems that you could of done it easily with your penis.
Man I just dick rocked you in that last game, it was 21-0. Step it up nancy!
by crzyMANbeast December 7, 2010
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Dick-pining

Basically the traditional roles of man chasing woman and woman being pursued is switched. And she is after your dick hence dick-pining.
Guy 1: "Dude butterface is keeps dick-pining me and I don't know how to deal with it."
Guy 2: "Well you can either use her or lose her ... or both."
by goin' hoggin December 6, 2010
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dick mule

1. A person that can handle multiple penises without being shaken.

2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.

3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
I love Jenny she is such a dick mule!

She's kinda ugly but MAN is she a dick mule.
by Drizzol October 12, 2010
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