dick memory 

when your dick remembers a pussy; when your dick remembers a pussy, it comes adapt to THAT pussy. if your dick gets a different pussy, it will want to get THAT pussy from now on and it will forget about the first pussy.

Every dick has dick memory.

dick memory by 94capriceSS November 27, 2007

Dick Waddler

Someone who's dick moves from side to side with their stride.

Friend : "Brett Favre's penis is so huge that it swings from side to side like an elephants trunk"
Me: "Yeah, he's a dick waddler"

Dick Waddler by Jessica Donkey K April 15, 2008

Dick Hump 

1.any of a variety of creatures, or women that humps dick
2.The Act of humping dick.
3.Woman
4.Any man who looks up the word Dick, or Penis on the internet.

1."That dumb ass English teacher is is such a dick hump"
2."No I don't want a ride in your car, you dick hump!"
3."If you read this, you probably hump dick."

Dick Hump by Zebobbybird December 9, 2008

Dick-Flick 

1. (Noun) A chick-flick for guys. Usually a comedy-love story geared towards the male sex, starring a "b-rated" actor and a hot d-list actress who's name is impossible to recall.

2. Romantic-comedy with nudity and dick jokes.

Average Critic: "Just Friends" is a chick-flick..
Jacob: No it's not, it's a Dick-Flick!

Top Grossed Modern Dick-Flicks: Just Friends, The Heartbreak Kid, Keeping the Faith, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Saving Silverman, Knocked Up, There's Something about Mary, The Sweetest Thing

Dick-Flick by Bat Boy Jacob January 21, 2009

dick flick 

The male equivalent of the chick flick.

The movie I Love You, Man is a great dick flick.

dick flick by fox force March 28, 2009

Dick Year 

1) A unit of distance approximately equivalent to the average increase in length in the average (human) male's penis from his 18th to 19th birthday
2) A long period of time

"Hey Ron! Man, I haven't seen you in like a dick year!"

Dick Year by Ben Ito April 19, 2009

dick buster 

one who is very good at their trade or craft.

Above average, exceptional

That dentist is a dick buster. He's a millionaire.

This breakfast is busting dick.

dick buster by absolutezero1287 June 20, 2009