Dusty Mudslide

The act of having intercourse with a woman 60 or older that hasn’t had sex in at least 5 years while using feces as lubrication

Dude, last week I was with Brandon’s grandma Sharon, and she pulled me into her room and told me to give her a dusty mudslide

by Unidentifiable system user September 14, 2018

Mispillion Mudpie

When you shit in the mouth of someone you do not like and throat punch them so they swallow it.

He thought he was a real bad ass until I hit him with a Mispillion Mudpie.

by pound clown October 30, 2018

Macedonian Mudpit

An inaugural gathering of quakers ceremonially digging a hole. This hole is then filled with elephant cum and wallowed in by Syrian rent boys, the purpose of this being silky smooth skin which in turn results in osmosis of the mushroom tip, expanding on average 50-60%. The aim of expanding the mushroom tip is to cure the shortage of wine corks.This completes the circle back to quakers, who are notorious wine drinkers.

Dave- Christ, Steve, where have you been all weekend?!
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"

Macedonian Mudpit

by clairebaldini November 15, 2018

Sheboygan Mudslide

The act of defecating and smushing your partners face into it whilst taking them from behind.

No Rick, I'm not in the mood for another Sheboygan mudslide, I got pink eye last time.

by Cremefresh February 7, 2019

Mississippi Muddin'

When two homosexual biological brothers engage in incestuous buttsex.

Me an' mah bro are gonna do us some Mississippi Muddin' toonight!

by Stonerstratshredder February 16, 2019

Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

by Stoney69 March 1, 2019

Golden Mudslide

When you pee in a person’s butt and they blow you while sitting on the toilet pissing the urine out of their ass.

We tried a golden mudslide last night, I can’t believe she held it in!

by sassyclassyassy March 18, 2019