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mudmonster

scary brown monster that lurks in the art rooms of middle schools. acts as a voodoo doll to kill spies, bugs, pennies, or anything aggrivating. created by 22 in 2001. use at your own risk. its dirtayyyyy!
We are not naming our group the "mudmonsters" because it's too dir-ty.

mudmonsters incorporated forever!
mudmonster by ls & 22 November 8, 2004
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Mudmonster

When you are having so much fun you wouldn't notice that you're covered in shit.
"May we all be mudmonsters."
Mudmonster by momseynf September 19, 2021

Mississippi Mudmonster 

A very fluid-like excrement (usually with chunks) released into the clothing; either intentionally or unintentionally; normally performed during or after a heavy drinking binge.
After waking up from blacking out, Cassandra had a mississippi mudmonster in her panties.
Mississippi Mudmonster by Corovius February 3, 2010

Mud Monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.”
“Man that was such a mud monster moment
Mud Monster by MudMonster October 3, 2021

Mud Monster 

Having so much fun all the time you wouldn't even know you were covered in shit.
I was such a mud monster at Jessica's party last night.
Mud Monster by LizardInACan September 19, 2021

mud monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.
"may we all be mud monsters."
mud monster by gamerprincess_68 September 28, 2021

mud monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
"May we all be mud monsters."
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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