tri-dick

when a woman has a penis in her mouth, anus, and vagina all at the same time.

I was hanging out with david, brad and justin the other night and I told them how I wanted them to tri-dick me. It was amazing!

by Jamilana May 24, 2008

dick warbler

one who loves to warble the dicks

Pat Dunn is a dick warbler

by tom glose October 18, 2008

dookie dick

dookie dick is what happens to your dick when you have butt sex with a dirty butt.

Easily diagnosed by tell tale "dookie ring" around the tip of ones wang.

In some prisons considered to be a rite of passage in the corrections system.

"My boi Earl done got his dookie dick last night, been makin people smell it all morning."

Jethroe: You been plungin buns bro?
Earl: Yeah why?
Jethroe: I can smell your dookie dick from across the room...

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

Dick Nozzle

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.

Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015

dicking around

Doing things to kill time or boredom.

Doc: Who are you!? What are you doing in the surgery room in which me and my team of world renown surgeons are performing an extremely delicate brain transplant operation??
Bob: Oh I'm just dicking around.

by Dmorg October 29, 2003

Dick butter

The sweaty build up of grimmy residue that creates a strong stink that grows over time

Matt:what's that smell

John:haven't showered in a while , must be my dick butter

by Poop in the shower May 22, 2017

sunny dick

When a girl drinks a lot of Sunny D right before a blowjoclub, and she vomits it up out of her nose onto your dick.

Last night, Chandra drank so much Sunny D, I had to get a glowing. That Sunny Dick took all night to clean up.

by JohnnyCockRocket February 18, 2017