Dick faucet 

1. A person or group of people who annoy normal people by incessantly running their mouths about a subject they feel strongly about.

I wish that dick faucet Lenny would shut up. He's been going on about how Trump isn't his president for hours.

Hillary Clinton supporters are a bunch of dick faucets about how Trump isn't their president.

Dick faucet by Jem1977 April 12, 2017

Dick Chocolate

When one gets shit on their penis after anal sex.

Friend 1: After I pulled out it was covered in dick chocolate.

Friend 2: Gross.

Dick Chocolate by Megan Weakass February 12, 2018

Dick dumb

That feeling of overwhelming elation after numerous orgasims provided by a skilled stickman.

Susan was struck dick dumb after a particularly vigorous intimate session with her partner.

Dick dumb by Muzigal May 9, 2018

Dick Fingers 

N. The hand signal used for quotation.
Often used by dicks.

- I'm worried about Obama's so called "Change we can Believe In."



-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.

Dick Fingers by Samuel Aubin March 8, 2009

dick ache 

when a female has given to much head, and ends up with a dick ache

Lauren: Hey i heard you gave Josh some head last night??
Heather: Psh, yea and I woke up this morning with a dick ache.

dick ache by dollface1223 November 23, 2009

dick magnet 

Almost any mainstream media organization, more especially those fora who regularly provide a platform for disreputable politicians or talkers and either fail to challenge the claims presented or just lob softballs.

"Cheney was on Fox again last night."

"Whattaya expect? They're such a dick magnet."

dick magnet by woodchuck cooperative November 3, 2009

dick cheese 

when there's a yellowy substance surrounding the shaft and pee hole of a penis causing a massive build up of crusty grossness.

adam was terrified of the dick cheese he discovered crowding his package.

dick cheese by vanksie November 7, 2010