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dick flick
A movie that has more violence, explosions and/ or cleavage than it does a plot. This is the opposite of a 'chick flick' which has more fluffy, emotional content than plot.
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Dick Hug
1. Hugging a dick. With your arms. Like a normal hug. Except with a dick.
2. Hand Job.
3. Intercourse.
2. Hand Job.
3. Intercourse.
1. Aw, you look a little sad. Here have a dick hug. *dick hug*
2. Hey girl can I just get a little dick hug.
3. Hey girl can I just get a little dick hug.
2. Hey girl can I just get a little dick hug.
3. Hey girl can I just get a little dick hug.
Dick Hug by spad thatchtr April 1, 2010
dick flick
The opposite of a chick flick. Movies that include raunchy humor, an abundance of sex jokes, and/or people doing dumb, pointless things that appeal to a wide range of the male audience.
Teresa: Hey Jenny, let's go see Step Brothers. I hear it's really funny.
Jenny: No way, girl. That's a total dick flick.
Jenny: No way, girl. That's a total dick flick.
dick flick by cobalt-symphony May 9, 2010
dick-off
A special competition between two males that often occurs AFTER heavy consumption of alcohol in which each adorned contestant needs to prove his superior masculinity over his rival. Often times, this will take place during an afterset (a party that occurs at someone's residence after an alcohol-serving establishment has closed for the evening). In order to crown the winner of the competition, each contestant must lay his erect penis down on a table and measure the exact length and exact width of the male organ. An appointed judge with no bias towards either contestant must then multiply the measurements (Length x Width) of each contestant and calculate the final statistic. The winner is determined by comparing the final statistic in a "greater-than/less-than" assessment.
For example: Contestant #1 dimensions are 6.75" in length and 2.75" in width, equaling a score of 18.5625. Contestant #2 dimensions are 5.75" in length and 3.25" in width, equaling a score of 18.6875. Therefore, since 18.5625 < 18.6875, Contestant #2 gets to claim the fame of superiority.
For example: Contestant #1 dimensions are 6.75" in length and 2.75" in width, equaling a score of 18.5625. Contestant #2 dimensions are 5.75" in length and 3.25" in width, equaling a score of 18.6875. Therefore, since 18.5625 < 18.6875, Contestant #2 gets to claim the fame of superiority.
Jerome: "Kevin and Dan each think that they're packing more pud than the other."
Giorgio: "Why the heck does it even matter?"
Jerome: "I don't know. I think that they're gonna have a dick-off in front of the ladies at the afterset in order to crown who is king, once and for all."
Giorgio: "Whatever."
Giorgio: "Why the heck does it even matter?"
Jerome: "I don't know. I think that they're gonna have a dick-off in front of the ladies at the afterset in order to crown who is king, once and for all."
Giorgio: "Whatever."
dick-off by Strangle-Dangle June 14, 2010
dick-hole
a combination of an asshole, a pussy, and a big mouth; a person who is rude and mean, lie and act like they are hardcore, but is a coward; refers to orifices entered by a penis during vaginal, anal, and oral sex