beating the bald midget 

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.

I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.

beating the bald midget by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010

Washington State Midget Mudslide 

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide

Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!

Washington State Midget Mudslide by Loppytits November 18, 2014

Crusty Dusty Midget 

A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.

You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...

Crusty Dusty Midget by ThatOneGuyThatNoOneLikes April 27, 2019

beating the shit out of your midget friend 

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

beating the shit out of your midget friend by big man with little things April 14, 2018

wonky eyed midget 

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.

'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'

wonky eyed midget by twofat March 5, 2008

flicked her midget 

When a woman masturbates by flicking her clitoris.

Kimberly laid on her bed as she flicked her midget thinking of her lover.

flicked her midget by sandy eggo da lou February 5, 2009

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me 

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006