1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.
2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.
3. Stroking yourself until climax.
2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.
3. Stroking yourself until climax.
by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010
Get the beating the bald midgetmug. by sandy eggo da lou February 5, 2009
Get the flicked her midgetmug. Angry short man with one wonky eye.
Average height about 3ft.
Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.
Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
Average height about 3ft.
Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.
Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'
by twofat March 5, 2008
Get the wonky eyed midgetmug. by Thatgirlsaminer March 21, 2023
Get the Angry Arabic midgetmug. by Illicistmiss April 19, 2018
Get the Day time midgetmug. A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.
“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”
by DoesntDrinkVodka November 26, 2020
Get the Russian Beer Midgetmug. A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long
John: what was all that noise in the street last night?
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again
by tubzyboy August 9, 2015
Get the Midget Porn Palacemug.