Definitions by Loppytits

Washington State Midget Mudslide 

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide

Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!

Washington State Midget Mudslide by Loppytits November 18, 2014

West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk 

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk

Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!

West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk by Loppytits November 14, 2014