mike patton

the man who knocks the socks off musical expectations

mike patton f*cking rocks.

mike patton by firefaery July 20, 2004

Mike Kanashi 

A Facebook user from The Community which shitposts various sad, sexual and funny statuses.

"Did you hear about that Mike Kanashi guy?"

"Yeah! Apparently he fucked his own dog!"

Mike Kanashi by AninemusPersonal September 8, 2014

mike and ike

The best candy ever made.

Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.

mike and ike by Rastablowtorch September 21, 2005

Mike Furey 

1. A hot, young man. Usually gay. Has style and lots of girls hitting on him.
2. The hottest singer ever.
3. Synonym of hot / attractive.

Girl 1: OMG, he's a total Mike Furey!
Girl2: Yeah, so hot!

Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh, mi ex-boyfriend.
Boy 1: Wow, he's Mike Furey.
Boy 2: Yeah, I know.

Mike Furey by My-Name-Here August 14, 2010

mike park 

where to start...only the best record label owner, charity person (?wtf?) social and political mind, and musician ever. He owns Asian Man Records which he runs out of his moms garage. He made Alkaline Trio famous, and his label produced Less Than Jake-Pez Core and a CD by the Toasters. He works w/ Plea For Peace, the ARA and an anti suicide organization. All of Mikes bands past and present rock. Skankin' Pickle, Chinkees, Bruce Lee Band...wow...he even gives me free stuff in mail order!

Ska rawks. Racism sucks. Mail order is fun. Mike Park is awesome

mike park by johnlovesska June 11, 2006

mike oxenfire 

Name for My Cock is on Fire

Hey do u know mike oxenfire ?

mike oxenfire by F0k July 14, 2009

Mike Weir

Professional Canadian golf player. Often mistaken as someones queer, just as Mike Hawke is mistaken as someone's cock.

Reporter 1: And Mike Weir just got a Birdie.

Reporter 2: *whispers* your not suppose to say queer on television.

Mike Weir by Maddy P October 10, 2009