GAFFer

A regular of Godawful Fanfiction website.

I've been a GAFFer since 1998.

by Hellfire September 2, 2007

guff

is the edge of something.

i cant move over any more im on the guff of the bed. dont sit that on the guff of the table.

by smartie pants =] September 5, 2009

Gaffold

a word that simply means laughing until you excrete bodily fliuds

Holy crap, that was so funny I gaffolded.

by MEASY December 31, 2009

Gaffer

The opposite of a goofer; someone who intentionally is bad at everything; a runt/ scandral

The kid is such a friggin gaffer. I told him to give me gas money and then he stole.

by milkbigmilk June 3, 2016

gaff

To hire a 'hit rapist'

I'm sending a gaff round her way, the bitch

by kyplex April 18, 2009

Guff

Guff = Geriatric muff

"I hope Sharon Stone doesn't show her guff in basic instict 2"

by mcfcvince July 28, 2008

Gaff

cigarette.

that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....

by Wonder chode December 30, 2002