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Japanese Rain Goggles 

When a man is squirted on by a womens vagina juice, causing him to swuint as the japanese. Scientist believe that this orginated around Osaka Japan, thus through the steps of evolution creating the Japenese and asian people.
Now commonly used as a sex term.
Your mother then squirted her sweet vagina juice all over my face, it was the best Japanese Rain Goggles I ever received.
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Cum Goggles 

1. Ejaculation on someone's face that resembles glasses, googles, or "racoon eyes"
2. Protective eyewear worn to prevent gettin cum in one's eyes
1. I gave my girlfriend cum goggles instead because she had gum in her mouth.
2. Good thing you were wearing your cum goggles last night...
Cum Goggles by filthcradle December 28, 2005

Japanese Rain Goggles 

When orally pleasing a girl and she is squirting in your face so you have to squint like a Japanese person, and you wish you had a pair of goggles.
You know you've pleased your woman when she gives you the Japanese rain goggles!
Japanese Rain Goggles by Nodasport November 25, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles 

When a squirter sits on your face for oral sex and when she cums your eyes are protected by her ass cheeks which are called Japanese Rain Goggles
Lisa sat on Barts face and gave him Japanese Rain Goggles.

Beer Goggles 

The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.
See the movie "Shallow Hal"
Beer Goggles by Grits January 8, 2005

Arabian Goggles 

The male practice of applying ones testicles over the eyes of someone who is sleeping.
"I'm gonna give him the arabian goggles"
Arabian Goggles by The Heed December 24, 2006

Pig Goggles 

Pig Goggles also know as Onassis glasses or "Jackie O's" are very large sunglasses worn generally by unattractive women. This style of sunglasses is said to mimic the kind most famously worn by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. While originally worn by Onassis in the 1960's, the glasses eventually became popular with younger American girls around the year 2003. Big sunglasses have maintained their popularity through 2007. They have also expanded their demographic reach to adult women throughout the world. Modern day celebrities use these to hide from paparazzi but they are mostly favoured by visually unfortunate woman for the purpose of hiding the face, the glasses create the illusion of a aesthetically pleasing face as they only reveal the mouth and tip of the nose and give the impression of perfect symmetry for upper facial and bone structure which according to the golden ratio theory is the most important part of the face for creating aesthetics. The glasses are also known as reverse beer goggles and are disfavoured by males as they cause unnecessary head turning and checking out of unattractive females that from even short distances may appear attractive, numerous reputable mens magazines have called for a ban on the glasses.
Check out that chick!

Nah man you cant see past those pig goggles
Pig Goggles by allstars1981 October 8, 2007