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flood geology

pseudoscience taken from the Genesis Flood Narrative aka the Deluge Allegory from Genesis 6-8 as the young earth creationist Henry M. Morris and John C. Whitcomb chronicled in the pseudohistory publication titled "The Genesis Flood: The Biblical Record and its Scientific Implications " which equally influenced the Piss Drinking Bastard and Fucking Cartoon. Science shows us that the earth is 4.5 billion years old, as this is something one sees within theistic evolutionists and old earth creation as Old Earth Ministries was founded by a geologist as a one man show that brings a meaning to academia from a faith perspective.
Both the Moron Magnet and Creation Science Evangelism both subscribe to what's known as a pseudoscience known as Flood Geology, it's trying to apply scientific method to the Great Flood narrative from Genesis as those who are theistic evolutionists will see this as allegory as they're looking up real science websites and applying the research into the Old Testament timeline -- the blog entry on A Publisher's Confessional via Tumblr.com that is noted for refuting Institute for Creation Research is called "The Science Gospel" as it bleeps K** H** as he calls Ken Ham's name vulgar language.
by illinoishorrorman February 13, 2018
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Flodgy poocan

A small child with the enitials P.P
Ew that girl is such a flodgy poocan
by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018
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floodite

An arrogant Caucasian (usually an atheist) who lacks the allegorical understanding of the biblical "flood and ark" mythology and lives in the false belief that "the west was won" and the country was and is a "free one", open for unauthorized development of land and pilfering of natural resources.
What's a word for a euro-trash, North American immigrant with out any ethics or trace of nobility and a gargantuan sense of entitlement? -That's a 'Floodite'... it's like the opposite of a "Blood" and they're everywhere...
by starlessgolightly September 30, 2018
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flood the nile

A very wet female that is squirting
Baby I'm going to make you flood the Nile tonight!
by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019
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flooded the woods

the phrase comes from the stereotype that lesbian women like to go camping in the woods. While in the woods they presumably engage in sexual intercourse which leads to the "flooding".
Taylor: What did you do last weekend?
Jackie: I went camping with Jessica and we flooded the woods.
by Michael Holer March 19, 2019
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fload

Fload (N). Frozen load of male ejaculate. Used for future impregnation.
“How did Bryan knock up Trish? I thought he had a vasectomy?”
“Nah he had a fload done a few years back, that load is still solid af”
by mfanimals September 7, 2019
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flooding tub

by uwu legend September 21, 2019
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