floodite

An arrogant Caucasian (usually an atheist) who lacks the allegorical understanding of the biblical "flood and ark" mythology and lives in the false belief that "the west was won" and the country was and is a "free one", open for unauthorized development of land and pilfering of natural resources.

What's a word for a euro-trash, North American immigrant with out any ethics or trace of nobility and a gargantuan sense of entitlement? -That's a 'Floodite'... it's like the opposite of a "Blood" and they're everywhere...

floodite by starlessgolightly September 30, 2018

Floodite Gems 

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.

Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!

Floodite Gems by starlessgolightly October 2, 2018

Floodie 

A "Floodie" is an endearing term for flooded homeowners who reside in areas that have been declared a federal disaster by the US government agency known as FEMA, and in most cases, have been screwed out of receiving any significant flood insurance claim money and/or aid. Most Floodies have been displaced, or are living in houses that have been gutted or remain in disrepair several years after the storm. The term originates from an animated YouTube series about Hurricane Sandy victims known as "The Flooded Adventures of Tony Citizen."

"It's been two years since Sandy, thousands of Floodies are STILL displaced, and all you hear about on the news is Ebola. WTF?" "People who aren't Floodies think we are living rich on government hand outs, but I spent two hundred dollars printing aid applications at Staples and my aid award was three dollars."

Floodie by Tony Citizen January 17, 2015

Floodies 

people who bought Flood as their first They Might Be Giants album.

"Oh you're one of those Floodies, huh? I'm a Lincolnite."

Floodies by JohnnyLurg October 14, 2011

floodies 

Pants that are worn extremely high above the shoes. Highwaters, expecting a flood.

Did you see the floodies he was wearing yesterday?

floodies by Davon67 March 11, 2008

FLOODIE 

A fleece that is also a hoodie

Jonny decided to wear his floodie today

FLOODIE by Lloydus Maximus November 10, 2016

FLOODIE 

A Flannel Hoodie which is a sacred garment.
It also is a religion in itself.

Guy 1: Dude, i was at a party on Saturday Night and people were wearing a FLOODIE.
Guy 2: No way, man those things are sacred! Did you praise it?

FLOODIE by geemajic December 8, 2010