sweater

slang word for foreskin (originated in New England?)

Heather reached down the front of her new boyfriend's pants and was surprised to discover that he was "wearing a sweater".

by Deanz October 29, 2006

Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.

"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"

by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008

sweatervestite

A person who wears a sweater vest, this person is obviously confused about their sexuality since they wear the sweater vest.

Todd hangs out in gay bars wearing sweater vests, he is such a sweatervestite.

by antoncrowley December 15, 2008

Penis Sweater

A penis sweater is a term used to describe a condom.

I put on my penis sweater and made sweet love.

by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006

Cleveland Skeet Sweater

When you ejaculate, Throw up colorful cereals, and poop on your sex partners chest.

Tiffany was dying for a Cleveland Skeet Sweater on her 7th birthday.

by Your Pookie Bear November 29, 2010

Sweepers

Referring to a lady's breasts which are utterly saggy. These breasts will normally face directly downwards and resemble empty plastic bags. They are most commonly found on old women and pictures of African tribes women who have never heard of a bra and have breast fed 58 infants.

Dave: That bird you pulled last night had nice tits.
Sam: Whatever dude, when I got her bra off they fucking hit the ground. She totally had a pair of sweepers. They were like skin flaps. Seen better tits on the birds in the Amdipmamam tribe.

by Ball Bag February 20, 2006

Gay Sweater

An abnormality which causes the human to wear strange clothing such as an orange sweater vest, however this cannot be helped and is caused by a malfunction in the brain.

"Hey marwyn."
"Yeah?"
"What'cha wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"Gay sweater.."

by Mircast May 19, 2009