Hummer H2

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy

“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”

by Shaqitus October 10, 2021

Humena

The act of rubbing your genitals in someone's face

I humenaed your mom

by Shark IceT November 3, 2021

hume

in SCP lore: a unit for measuring how real something is, baseline reality is on avarage 100 humes, scp-3001 is zero

reality benders have significantly higher hume count than the surrounding

SCP-343 has an internal hume count of roughly 800

by confirmed undertrash November 18, 2021

hümeysa

The most amazing person you could ever meet. She is just like her name unique. If you ever find a Hümeysa in your life hold her an treat her just like a queen. She also is as beautiful as the moon. Her best friend is Sevim, they tell each other everything. You should look out when they are together.

Hümeysa is the most amazing person you could ever meet.

by Sevim November 21, 2021

Hülkenberg Syndrome

A condition in which one consistently fails to achieve something, despite always being good enough for it.

Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.

Why do you keep on missing out on that prize?
Dude, I've got the Hülkenberg Syndrome.

by jat2021 August 11, 2021

Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

by Jahamez September 6, 2021

Humberto

The biggest bitch you will ever meet he likes to fuck a lot with his little dick he is alright at sports but he’s still a bitch he loves to masturbate near other men and yes in other words a bitch

Humberto is a bitch

by Johnny sins 123 November 21, 2021