Definitions by Shaqitus

Astrology

A method adopted blatant judgement based off of birth month, prominently used by teenage white girls that is complete and utter bullshit and has just about the same effect on anything as the rocks people believe in.

Sane person: “Astrology is fake.”

Some white girl: “Oh mY gOD yoU mUSt bE A saGiTtaRIus.”

Astrology by Shaqitus October 16, 2021

The Rock 

10 time WWE wrestling champion who is now a big name in the cinema industry.

Self described “most electrifying man in sports entertainment” and also self described “mountain of a man” which I think can be agreed on by most if not all people.

“Did you see that new movie? The Rock is in it.”

“Well that barely narrows it down at all.”

The Rock by Shaqitus October 16, 2021

Pornhub 

Genuinely the chillest fucking place ever and I have no clue why

“Boutta go on pornhub for the 5th time today.”

Pornhub by Shaqitus October 10, 2021

10mm socket

Where the fuck did that shit go? I don’t know I’m on my fifth one this year.

“I spend more on 10mm sockets than I did on the entire car.”

10mm socket by Shaqitus October 10, 2021

Hummer H2 

A Hummer H1 Alpha if you have a bedtime set by your girlfriend and her husband.

-See sissy and/or bitchboy

“Wow look at that Hummer H2”

“He must like it in the ass.”

Hummer H2 by Shaqitus October 10, 2021

TommyInnit 

A stupid British kid who doesn’t shut the fuck up ever

TommyInnit makes me want to die

TommyInnit by Shaqitus October 10, 2021