Choadstroker

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.

STFU Choadstroker

by Manny1223 October 13, 2010

Choadmuffin

Someone with a choad and repeatedly denies it.

Dude1: Hey choadmuffin! How's it going?
Dude2: I don't fucking have a choad!

by SirOlmec March 6, 2012

choadgargler

person who sucks short, fat penises

Hey, choadgargler, how's the dicksucking business

by Zoombah February 24, 2014

chodid

Getting super fucking high

Lydia, Dylan and I got so chodid!

by juniman145 June 28, 2014

choadwrinkle

When age defiined choad wrinkles are counted , they can be used to accurately determine the age of the specimen in relation to his stress levels. Similar to the rings found on the trunks of many trees. A wrinkle that commonly appears on the "choad" region of the male body. The choad is a small area of skin between the anus and scrotum or between the vagina and anus. This area is also referred to as a "taint." Example given : "Taint your balls!", "Taint your asshole!" , TIS YOUR TAINT!

I know she was 18!! I counted her choadwrinkle twice!

by AnonymousTexasUser August 7, 2015

Choad

An Asian with a very small penis.

Mr. PotatoHead, Micheal Helmcamp, is a choad

by Pu-tang_Slayer August 4, 2016

Choada

Ejaculate, sperm.

"Billy Bob covered his hot second cousin's tits with his fat stream of clam choada"

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016