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dick ups

An inverted push up, using your hips you thrust in an upward motion. Giving you stamina & dick strength.
I wouldn't have lasted as long as I did if I didn't do my dick ups every day.
by Psych0Smil3s July 15, 2016
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tall dick

A condition wherein a person of taller than average height has average/below average penile dimensions.
I went down on Jimbo last weekend. Another case of tall dick.
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 5, 2018
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David's Dick

A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck

Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms

Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies
Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?

Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding
by AlexCollier1 January 2, 2017
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Salt Dick

Afrikaaner with one parent born in South Africa, the other in Britain. Hence the name, implying that they have one foot in South Africa, one in Britain, and their dick in the Atlantic.
Employee 1: "Hey man, know anything about that guy who took Stan's old job in marketing?"

Employee 2: "Ja, his mother was born here in Johannesburg, but his father moved here from Manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. Salt Dick in the purest sense of the term."
by The Killer Grizzly September 24, 2013
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Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.
Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.
by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012
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Dick Pact

A Dick Pact is an action between a specific number of nouns (proper or not) that can vary throughout the interval from negative to positive infinity. It can also take place without being between any specific number of nouns. The action's description is a tad indecipherable due to the nature of the action itself being a state of status.
For example: A Dick Pact between two boxes was impossible because they were pacted already, and therefore could not maintain their Dick Pact.
by Everflowing Chalice March 8, 2011
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Cammal Dick

cameron is a cammal dick
by i is me and me is i July 25, 2011
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