dick stoned 

when you are stoned off the dick... not love...dick stoned

Damn, he had me so dick stoned!

dick stoned by Shaebake October 1, 2007

dick diggers 

Sunglasses sufficiently mirrored or shaded to enable the wearer to check out mens' packages without being noticed. The wang-watching version of chick diggers.

Person 1: Nice dick diggers.
Person 2: Nice package.

dick diggers by Spazmax February 7, 2010

Dick Face 

When you look like you don´t understand or when you are in schok.

-There is only two people in the world who can do the real dick face. The swedish politician Maud olofsson and Lina vilsson.

You make a statement that schoks or offence the other person. The person makes *dick face* and then you say "haha, dick face"

- Look a cat!
- *dick face*
-haha dick face!

Dick Face by fagersta February 9, 2010

dick net 

The mesh briefs inside a guy's swim trunks.

Monique: At the beach, this guy comes over and squats down to hit on me and apparently his dick net was missing, because he was looking at me with his third eye.

Blaire: Eeewwwe!

dick net by Spirited1 August 7, 2010

dick chicken 

A name for a person with an exceptionally small penis.

"Johnny is such a dick chicken"
"i know right his dick is like half an inch!"

dick chicken by Captain Twisty Nips July 21, 2016

Dick Huggers 

1)Tight Pussy lips

I hope you's bringin' some dick huggers with you
I need KY 'cause yo dick huggers is TOO tight!

Dick Huggers by The siminifrius tubloidial buttnoids March 9, 2003

dick socket 

An ass, a meanie, a general negative term, often used with friends.

Bill: Hey can I have some of that pizza?
Will: No get away!
Bill: Don't be such a dick socket

dick socket by Kiwi Pomerleau June 2, 2004