schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin May 26, 2008

schucked out

To have the best time of your life and have everyone else be jealous that they can't get there.

Scotty is so lucky he can get schucked out whenever he wants. I wish I had his life.

by Schucked Out May 9, 2008

schruck

-verb- to suck or fuck; when you can't decide what to do, you do both;

Dylan - hey baby wanna suck?
Tina - idts
Dylan - wanna fuck?
Tina - idk
Dylan - wanna schruck?
Tina - sure! :)

by wityjo March 27, 2009

shmuck

a crazy grandma who gives you cookies and will fall over flat ground

omfg my nana is a shmuck, she is the coolest person i know

by old pplz r shmucks February 8, 2010

schmickk

is short for schmickkin. the male version of a schmupp.

a schmickk is very loud and annoying. they say things that are very offensive, and are usually ugly little fuckers. NO ONE likes a schmickk!

THOSE KANE BOYS ARE A BUNCH OF SCHMICKKS.

THAT SCHMICKK SMOKES ENTIRELY WAY TOO MUCH WEED.

by oil city's finest :) April 17, 2010

Schpuck

To be injured suddenly or "picked off" by a sudden random occurrence.

Did you see the biker get schpucked off by that car?

by motherschpucker October 25, 2010

Shmuck

A: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their future.
B: Someone (usually school age) who doesn't care about their appearance.
C: Someone who doesn't know or disregards common etiquette.
D: Someone who you are better than.

Shmuck: Ya i'm getting all F's this year but I'll just try then get all good grades next year.

Unfortunate Friend: Get your shit together you Shmuck.

by squadchill September 10, 2011