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parents

The people who being us in this world, give us a roof over our heads, food in our bellies, clothes on our backs, the majority of the money we spend, and unconditional love. They also put up with all the idiotic things we do as teens, they teach us more than any book ever could, they care for us no matter what, they look out for our best interests, they listen to us whine and complain, and try to relate to us. They are the people who we owe everything to yet we never give them anything.
A mom and a dad, grandparents, aunt and uncle, family, or someone who takes responsibility for our sorry butts.
All of you stop crying about what your parents won't let you do and learn to be grateful. Two-year olds act more mature than some of you do.
by Detrimental Deity January 16, 2006
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parentnoid

Paranoid about what actions your parents may take and/or words they may speak when they are present around your friends, acquaintances, or home slices.
Oh man, my mom was here earlier, i was so parentnoid she was going to say something awkward.

Mmmz, Mom-bitch, Iz parentnoid bout cho ass.
by Tay L Tellar October 1, 2007
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PARENTALIATION

When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.
'where's yer folks'?

'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'
by zebraboy777 September 9, 2010
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parents planking

When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.

They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.

Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!
Mum, really, it's arms by your sides! Honestly, parents planking! *rolls eyes*
by LubeyLube December 7, 2011
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Parental Stalking

When one's parents are to "stalk" their Facebook page, hunting for vulgar or inappropriate language or posts.
A: Can you hang today man?

B: Nope, I'm grounded.

A: Why?

B: For saying "Fuck" on Facebook.

A: Wow, so they were parental stalking you again?

B: Mhmm, I'm sick of their shit, I'm blocking them when I'm ungrounded.
by Onemanarmy675 November 14, 2011
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Parenthood

A state of being perpetually insane and pissed.
Our kids just destroyed our hardwood floor; so tired of parenthood!
by peasebwu March 6, 2018
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parenti

Oi, mate
That's a Parenti.

Oh, mate
How cool.

Oi mate...

yeh

Why do we have this accent

idk
i just like saying "oi mate".

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by PPPPPteradactyle April 2, 2018
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