Mittiot

Someone who makes awkward statements like. "All the trees are the right size.", like Mitt Romney did at his speech in Detroit.

I didn't think anyone could out -moron George Bushes' gaffes until this Mittiot came along.

by Bryce Morganthau June 11, 2012

fish mittens

Descriptive of the clamminess that makes your fingers stick togther after a session spent "fingering" a young lady.

Joe: How far'd you get last night?
Bob: Not that far mate, wearing me fish mittens though!

by Chad Cobra December 9, 2004

Mitt Romney

To fuck someone after taking everything away from them.

When we get to the hotel room, I am gonna give you a Mitt Romney said the prostitute to the john.

by Bliff Blaffington July 6, 2012

marijuana minute

when you smoke grass you feel very relaxed, distances seem to be shorter making places and objects seem closer to you than they really are. Also, perception of time is distorted - a span of a few minutes may seem to last for more than an hour or so. But you're feeling so calm and serene you don't really care. One minute under the influence of Mary Jane is a marijuana minute.

At the Pink Floyd concert there was some maximum pot smoking. Jeffrey pulled out a fairly large reefer. Me and him took turns toking. The band kicked into the psychedelic warhorse "Astronomy Domine" which is best described as sounding like "rock'n'rollStar Trek". WOW!
That song ran for about 4 minutes or so but it seemed to last more like around 40 minutes to me. That's marijuana minutes for you.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 10, 2010

1 beer 15 minutes

The act of consuming only one beer within fifteen minutes. This is the alcoholics supreme challenge. In theory, it is not possible for an alcoholic to drink only 1 beer at the bar within 15 minutes. The drink will last either 5 minutes, or will turn into three to four drinks within that 15 minutes, or they will give up and stay at the bar for extended hours.

The theorum has been tested generally during the hours of 2pm-3pm during work hours, or immediately following office hours, generally 5pm. The 2pm-3pm attempts are normally coordinated through instant messenger or email, and involve serious planning on leaving the office in increments to not appear suspicious.

note: 98% of the time, all participants of the Pittsburgh area fail.

<through instant messenger>

sparky: "the vpn is down again man. the goat must have chewed through the phone line"

Duds: "Bob's Place. 1 beer 15 minutes"

Sparky: "i'll gather the crew."

20 min later...

Crew member: "i wonder if they know we're gone??"

60 minutes later...

crew is still at the bar, with no intention on returning until 9pm, only to go people bowling in the kitchen with water bottles, while smoking cigarettes, and someone decides its a good idea to shread a roll of toilet paper all over the men's room

by milkacow June 26, 2008

New York minute

n. Stupid, retarded Olsen Twins movie about 2 fucktards running loose in NYC.
Gigantic waste of film. One of the worst movies of all time.

I turned that shit off in a New York Minute.

by keyshaw October 1, 2004

kardashian minute

a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute

Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.

by Happy Girly of course! November 3, 2011