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gaffes

Something Joe Biden does I think? Wait what was I saying? . No wonder, it don’t make sense and it’s not on UrbanDictionary
Gaffes - Turn on your tv tonight wait wait I mean your record player tape.. I was thinking in my head... horse face pony butt! What I’m trying to say... wait what
by DjSniper_ June 13, 2020
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Gaffel

1. a Gaffel (Swedish & Norwegian noun) ~ Fork; a pronged tool.

2. to Gaffel (Verb) ~ To borrow an article from a "friend" without it being returned. Unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in "mentioned friend's" possession with no sign of recovery. The intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. Only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the "borrow(ing)" evolved to a "gaffel(ing)."
1. (n) Sven and Fjord were having a disagreement whether norse God "Odin" carried a guintar or gaffel.

2. (v) My best friend Jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. I had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that shit.
by haldeener June 27, 2010
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gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.
"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"
by karientoch March 18, 2019
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The Gaffer

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.
by humbdalas November 5, 2009
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Gaffer scam

a term used when someone invites people to a gathering but in the end he backs out leaving the invited people in rage
ahmed invited 5 people for having a chat in the park but in the end he himself didnt show up leaving the other 5 people in rage. gaffer scam kardiya
by Slayer234 May 19, 2021
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gaffelighting

An attempt to gaslight voters into believing that a babbling dementia patient just has a little stutter
When the media tells you that Dementia Joe just has a little case of the gaffes, they’re gaffelighting you
by Goofball2020 March 15, 2020
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gaffer

"I'll have to speak to my gaffer about that"
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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