The polar express

When you and your friends decide to ride a train on the one friend that still lives at homes mom, during or around Christmas time

Hey Kyle, is Clark coming to the Christmas party? No he is still upset the 8 of us pulled The Polar Express on his mom.

by Larrykernen December 8, 2022

EXPRESSENCE

To express your essence. To express yourself truthfully without deceit. To show love in many forms how you feel personally, from the experiences of your life mentally, physical, spiritually and emotionally.

By his expressence, I could tell he is an extraordinary gift to the world. Her expressence is magnetic.

by CosmicEnergyZon December 15, 2022

Panda Express

The home of severe diarrhea.

Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022

chris christie express

The flight from Newark Airport to South Bend, named after the New Jersey governor who frequently flies the route to see his daughter at Notre Dame

John: How are you getting back to campus?
Mark: I’m taking the Chris Christie Express!

by This isn’t a pseudonym October 11, 2018

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

On the express train to Narnia

When someone's is drinking way to fast and is well on their way to getting absolutely tossed.

Note: The train usually stops at Hogwarts but people who show up late to the party have to make up for lost time so they take the express train

Aleksander: "Dude, wheres Sam??? "
Oliver: "Oh haha he's on the express train to Narnia right about now"

by futurejudgefudge February 12, 2019

The Trey Way Express

Where there is a line of people who are in Human Centipede formation and when someone shits in their mouth they have to yell “Choo Choo” and they lose.

I can’t believe I won The Trey Way Express yesterday, too bad you had to eat shit.

by ItsFuckingTreyWay September 24, 2018