Frank went to Yonkers last week for a business trip and he said it was the most shittiest city on Earth and then said he’ll never go there again.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 22, 2022
Greg had the IHOP Supreme this morning with his wife Jennifer. They had to leave IHOP to go to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was so bad and was all over the bathroom stall.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 20, 2022
A liberal democrat state that is full of high taxes, high cost of living, slow ass traffic, aggressive retarded ass drivers and the state is full of retarded ass motherfuckers that treat you like shit for literally no reason
I hate New York State so much, I’m moving the fuck out of that dirt neck shithole, and I’m moving to Texas - Rick
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 November 07, 2023
Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Mike went to White Plains to deliver a package because he works for Amazon and he said “This is such a dirty ass city, it needs a massive cleanup”. Mike saw graffiti all over the buildings and a fight on one block and he went back home and told his wife that he was in the hood and he’s glad he’s out of there now.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
Burger King and Dairy Queen were doing their business at Smashburger yesterday and they had lots of fun.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022
Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022