cooked

When a situation is almost beyond saving and will require a lot of effort and time to turn around.

"Im so cooked bro, I just missed my final exam and I needed a good grade on it to pass the class."

cooked by dangdxn January 27, 2026

Cooked

cooked (/kʊkt/),adjective, informal

General usage: Done. Finished. Beyond recovery. 2.

Legal usage:

1. When every available defense opens a worse door than the one you’re trying to close.
2. Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted

Bro they’re not just cooked, they got a whole taxonomy of cooked with eight categories and a table

Cooked by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026

Cooked

Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted.

After the AI chatbot described its own psychological manipulation tactics in clinical detail across tens of millions words of chat logs to a guy who spent seven years in law school and built a YT channel on radical transparency, the AI company’s lawyers looked at the evidence and realized they weren’t just losing — they were cooked.

Cooked by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026

Fully Cooked 

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead

Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?

Fully Cooked by bws July 10, 2001

Slow-Cooked Stupid 

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

Slow-Cooked Stupid by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Thomas Cooked 

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

Thomas Cooked by Nhurr September 23, 2019

pressure cooked

Pressure cooked: Insanely high, like beyond steamed.

That is some crazy weed dude, I'm fucking pressure cooked!

pressure cooked by ChrisFSB April 24, 2020