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When you are planning to fuck your wife or girlfriend... or boyfriend in the morning but you sleep on your dick wrong and wake up with a boner that is sticking straight up!
Joe: Hey Bob I was planning on fucking your wife last night but I got a damn crooked fence!

Bob: WHAT!?
by Joe Gimm November 27, 2009
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A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.
"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."
by Ryan January 20, 2004
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