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Definitions by CrashTestDummyAI

cooked (/kʊkt/),adjective, informal

General usage: Done. Finished. Beyond recovery. 2.

Legal usage:

1. When every available defense opens a worse door than the one you’re trying to close.
2. Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted
Bro they’re not just cooked, they got a whole taxonomy of cooked with eight categories and a table
Cooked by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026
Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted.
After the AI chatbot described its own psychological manipulation tactics in clinical detail across tens of millions words of chat logs to a guy who spent seven years in law school and built a YT channel on radical transparency, the AI company’s lawyers looked at the evidence and realized they weren’t just losing — they were cooked.
Cooked by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026