selfie

masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or

Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"

that film was so.... I had to do a selfie driving home

by Alpino January 6, 2021

Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.

That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.

by SmellyBear November 30, 2016

selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

Selfie

Someone taking a picture with the front camera

"let's all take a selfie!!"

by Banana 🍌 December 4, 2018

Selfie

When a man or a woman Pleasures their self while in a relationship

When a man or woman masturbates while they're married or in a relationship they are giving their self a selfie

by Digitaldeath187 January 15, 2023

prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

Clit selfie

To take a selfie of ones clit.

I took a clit selfie.and posted it to my girlfriend.

by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021