POOF

P.O.O.F.

Stands for:

People
Obviously
Over
Fucking

aka a whore or a slut.

Guy 1: Dude those chicks are hot! Totally want to hit that
Guy 2: Bad idea, man. They're obviously POOFs.
Guy 1: What the heck is a POOF?
Guy 2: Ya know... People Obviously Over Fucking.. like a whore or a slut..

by P.O.O.F. Creater December 20, 2009

Poof

Men who ride on the other bus. We regular take the normal bus whereas these ones take the OTHER bus.

Bobby: Hey jimmy! Where you going?

Jimmy: To the OTHER bus!

Bobby: WHat bus?

Jimmy: Where we get random objects shuved up our rectum!

by Jimjo March 14, 2005

Poof

UK term for a man who does not want another pint.

"Did you see Harry? Left with that male stripper from the Hen party over there and he didn't even finish his pint. What a poof!"

by Roger Mellie From The Telly April 19, 2009

poof

1. what u do wen ur takin a shit
2. what u do wen a bunch of tough guys r about 2 dent ur face in
3. wat gay guys do wen ther guna b beet the shit out of from al these guys who hate gays but they throw ther fairy dust

1. i gota take a poof man!!!!
2. lets poof n disapear b4 wer all killed!!
3. o no not agen! i gota poof outa here agen!

by Chet and Josh November 2, 2004

Poof

The act of farting through your penis.

It looks like a deflating balloon. I just made my bitch queef then shortly after i poofed in her face. Being cool may lead to cronic poofinf disease. I just poofed.

by poof on me June 4, 2011

Pooflinch

You're bodie's instinctive reaction to do when you don't know if the cold toilet water will poke you when the first turd leaves your anus.

*in bathroom and friend walks by*
Friend: Hey, you alright in there?
You: yeah I just Pooflinched because the; toiletwater splashed on me bum.

by White Casper Cream September 14, 2016

poofer

One who is to prone to buffing and dusting their desk like a stoopid fooker!

SpicSpan

by Genius October 31, 2003