major key 

When a big brown cock slides into your asshole

Last night my father gave me a major key

major key by Big Sweetness April 22, 2016

major mushroom

One who suffers from a large mushroom cut.

Alex used to be a major mushroom in grade four, now he's a major hottie.

major mushroom by zoeh December 3, 2004

majorly 

majorly is what you get when you mumble and slur "major league". So, I am "major league" annoyed = I am "majorly" annoyed.

"He was majorly upset."

majorly by david June 28, 2004

Major Ballage

means "wow this sucks" a word used to state how dissappointing or frusterated you are.

mom: Jacqui its time to go clean your room now, you cant go out until you do it

Jacqui: MAJOR BALLAGE

Major Ballage by Stephanie May 13, 2005

major load 

the decription of a guy who shoot larger than average loads of cum

by the looks of amy's face she just met major load

major load by mister big jim May 1, 2010

Tina Majorino 

The actress who portrays the computer whiz "Cindy Mackenzie" in the CW's detective show "Veronica Mars" Also was "Deb" in "Napoleon Dynamite" as well as the lead character "Alice In Wonderland" and currently starring on HBO's "Big Love" as "Heather Tuttle"

Me: "Hey I wonder what the cast of Veronica Mars is up to?"
YOU: "Oh, Jason Dohring was on 'Moonlight' as Josef, Kristen Bell is on 'Heroes' as Elle, and Tina Majorino is on 'Big Love' as Heather."

Tina Majorino by Lisa Parnell February 8, 2009

Major, The 

1)Being slightly over-weight and having a multitude of war stories to tell to anyone who will listen.

2)Any person obsessed with the army

3)A man who is a little bit gay

1)Look at that bastard, he's The Major.

2)Rich: Where's The Major?
Dan: He's gone on army camp with some boys.
Rich: Oh, it's like that, is it? Dirty, dirty army bastard!

3) Stop pinching my arse, you Major!!

Major, The by dan258 December 8, 2003