hetchy

A guy who’s pretty cool and probably gets ever girl on other earth but is a loyal friend and lover with a big heart

Man that guy hetchy is dank

by Jake alexx May 18, 2018

Hetchu

Pun of "i hate you". Being said in a cute way, and not in a serious tone.

I hetchu then. 😝

by Eiffel Louis June 15, 2018

Hitchy

A hungry, bitchy woman

My wife is getting hitchy, she hasn't eaten in hours.

by Schwags April 14, 2019

hatchett

Very strong an independent person family very strong together. Never wants the attention but in the inside they do. Doesn’t like being right like arguing. Laughs, smiles too much maybe you will think she’s /he stuck like that. Hatchett is a very strong last name and unique.

Hatchett come here / very strong

by Annna_falcosn August 25, 2019

Hatchimals

Bugs that often nest in ass hairs

Jake lifted up his shorts and a large swarm of hatchimals flew out of his ass hairs

by Bobcaygeon72 January 5, 2020

Hitchcock Scale

Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.

Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."

by the creeper July 30, 2020

Hitchhiking cowgirl

When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride

Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!

by Da Man! January 2, 2021